So your "Not a DK; she's alive" has a genetic mutation that just happens to make her look like a (sexy) drow.
Are you a mutant too? Because that's the only reason for this brand of utter rp fail.
((Sorry for the size. Sized to fit Sue's sense of self-rightousness.))
The thing that bugs me most? Abney Park abuse. The awesome which is steampunk music should be nowhere near this fail.