"Look at your Slaver, now look back at me."

The last one cracked me up, I admit it.

I also admit I spent a full minute trying to figure out what a pompas was before I realized it was only poor spelling.

I saw that last one last night before our auction in SMC, actually, and there's a bit you're missing.

You're missing the part that actually made me boggle.

The OOC comment about how she loves random RP and that we shouldn't be put off by her character being an arrogant bitch who will not hesitate to let you know that you're not worth her time.

Frankly, a description like that is enough to make me, on an OOC level, purposely avoid her.
I can't stand being around people like that in the real world, and can't think of a single good reason I'd want to pretend that I'd enjoy it in a game that I play for fun.

And on an IC level, none of my 8 characters are the sort that would purposely put up with someone who would act like that unless they were being paid VERY well to sit there and take it.

The warlocks & mage (one Orc, one Belf, mage being the same Belf) would take the, "Fuck you too, lady." route.
If moods were good, that might get bumped up to, "Lady, really, the only way I could possibly care less would be if I were dead."

The Orc hunter would probably just stare at her, laugh, make a move to give her a condescending head-pat, and see her off with, "You just keep tellin' yourself that, Princess."

The Draenei hunter would just roll his eyes and walk away. Or sic his pet on her just to see if she'd run.

The Nelf druid would be, at first, confused as to why she was so hostile, the simply assume she didn't want company at the moment and leave.

The Orc rogue would be inclined to snort, roll his eyes, and walk off laughing.

The Gnome DK would more than likely act like she couldn't hear her.


If she enjoys it, more power to her and I hope she has fun with it, but if she's wondering why she might not get much in the way of random RP, I'd go so far to say that it's her entire character concept that's putting people off.

Yes, yes, you're not supposed to know that she's like that IC, but first impressions, for those with flags, tend to be made via the flags, and her first impression isn't a very good one.
I can see it being attractive to certain fetish niches, but otherwise, it's a big flag of, "AVOID" for me, and I'm sure that's not what she was aiming for. :\

"I'm on a wolf."

*is dead* I need to work that into my RSP somehow!

Hey, free wolf-rides for three...

"Straight" isn't even a correct term. It's called "heterosexual". That's nit picky, but still.

I like how he pretty much admits he has nothing to offer as an RPer. Gives us ample reason to avoid him.

If I was licked by the sun, I'd always try and stay in the shade...

Yeah, definitely on the "heterosexual" comment.

Licked by the sun...

"OH SHIT! I'M ON FIRE! OH GAW-"
~ded~

The whole Old Spice thing was BRILLIANT. Balances out the WTFery of that flag. I am still laughing about it five minutes later! XD

So the character in the first flag is a narrow body of water (strait)?

If you were licked by the sun, you'd probably burst into flames. :\

It's still funny, though.

Embur? Yeah she thinks she's an Elfquest elf from what I'm reading.

And I do believe the one actually named Ember, too... iirc

Undecided marital status?

I can't decide if I'm married or not. It doesn't count if she was drunk, right?

..../lick

Sun licks you.
Sun licks you.
Sun licks you.
Sun licks you.